IronRuby Program Manager John Lam regarding JRuby's \<a href="http://ola-bini.blogspot.com/"" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ola Bini:
LOB: If you and Ola Bini were bungie-chorded into a steel cage supplied with mauls, chainsaws, and a copy of Bentley's "Programming Pearls," which of you would survive?
JL: Well, Ola is quite a bit bigger than me, so he'd likely kick my ass in a steel cage match
The amazing thing is I couldn't figure out a way to incorporate that quote into the article I'm writing.
Update: Ola refuses to take the bait, too:
OB: He would probably win. Now, if you gave me Hofstadters "G