Okay, it's kind of political still, but it's funny...

”if you are a senior majoring in computer science and are seriously thinking of leaving the country due to the election results, you might be interested in my international English-language Masters program in parallel and distributed computer systems...”

-- Andrew Tanenbaum, the “votemaster” at www.electoral-vote.com makes the best of things.

(Tanenbaum, by the way, is the developer of Minix and way-back-when engaged with Linus in a famous online thread about the design and quality of Linux. I believe Tanenbaum was actually one of Torvalds' professors.)