Yes, I AM "everything to everybody"

You are .* You are a wildcard. You are everything to everybody. You can't make up your mind as to what you want to be.
Which File Extension are You?

I started writing a “What Programming Language Are You?” quiz. My stack crashed while trying to come up with clever ways to determine if someone was more recursive or iterative.

Anyhow, if you want to see a silly little “What Programming Language Are You?“ quiz, please contribute a snarky question and set of answers.