Beard = success?

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What I want to know about this theory is: what happens if you're someone like me, who cycles between growing a beard and going beardless? Or does it just matter whether your official picture has a beard? I've got one right now, so does that mean I'm doing better work than when I didn't have one months ago?

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I love this theory. :::