Casinos? Gyms? Yeah, right.

Airbus has unveiled the A380, the biggest freakin' passenger jet evah (261' 10” wingspan. Yoiks.) Here are some images. There's been lots of talk about how the plane will have casinos and gyms and various other fun things. Sure. It's not like any airline would be so heartless as to configure 840 seats with 31 inches of pitch.