My next sport...

Eric Gunnerson links to a video of “tree-skijumping” in which Norwegians, um, skijump into a tree. Oh, what fond memories of “shrub-skateboardstopping” and “bush-swingleaping” this brings back. When I was a kid, I relied on the gentle stopping power of foliage in all my favorite sports. And I have the scars to prove it!

“Shrub-skateboardstopping” was especially fun. I remember the baffled fury on the face of the homeowner when he emerged one day, finally realizing what had been troubling his hedge, which faced our skateboarding hill.