Apparently, the next version of Office is going to be 14, embracing the triskedecaphobic convention of buildings in skipping the sp-o-o-o-k-y ramifications of, you know, counting.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but when you get to the point where, despite your worldwide hegemony on office documents, you let superstitious nonsense hold sway because of potential sales-loss among particularly gutless 6-year-olds, you've got too much bureaucracy.