Machine-Translated Joke From My Spam Inbox

::: {#_mcePaste} A altogether inebriated people was stumbling down the passage with equal foot on the repress and an individual foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re doubtlessly drunk.” :::

::: {#_mcePaste} Our wasted friend asked, “Office-bearer, are ya absolutely stable I’m drunk?” :::

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“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Betray’s go.”

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Breathing a mourn of projection, the wino said, “Acknowledge gratitude goodness, I thought I was crippled.”