Was It That Ass I Coveted?

In the past 96 hours, I've been exposed to:




an earthquake,

a hurricane,

a tsunami watch,

annoying frogs (which, while not exactly toads, are still amphibians), and

\<a href="http://arted.osu.edu/160/images/50rnr/hollyband.gif"" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">annoying crickets (which, while not exactly locusts, are still Orthopterids).

I feel like I should return that \<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0531151/"" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">tiki to the cave...