In the past 96 hours, I've been exposed to:
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an earthquake,
a hurricane,
a tsunami watch,
annoying frogs (which, while not exactly toads, are still amphibians), and
\<a href="http://arted.osu.edu/160/images/50rnr/hollyband.gif"" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">annoying crickets (which, while not exactly locusts, are still Orthopterids).
I feel like I should return that \<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0531151/"" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">tiki to the cave...