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Okay, since I've spent the whole damn day talking about other people's languages, let me tell you something that I would give a lot of thought to if I were designing a language. Consider C# 3.0 extension syntax:

static void Foo(this String s){ ... }
static void Foo(this Int32 …

Who said I wasn't fond of Delphi? Look: Delphi is a great tool. I wish absolutely nothing but the best for DevCo and the Delphi development community.

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I have yet to hear an argument that makes me think that the Delphi language is going to experience a rennaissance in …

There's been a rash of criticism about Microsoft's Mort/Elvis/Einstein personas. A few months ago, I swiped at M/E/E and triggered some correspondence. Part of that was the surprising lack-of-results for a search for a document that defines the Mort/Elvis/Einstein personas! One certainly justifiable criticism …

I just got off the phone with David Intersimone. My recent SD Times column on "DevCo," (the codename for the spin-off of Borland's languages and database teams) ruffled some feathers, particularly when I described the Delphi language as "well past its peak, and with its Pascal roots ? on the wrong …

We just found out that the fucking margins on Tina's second fucking lumpectomy aren't clear, meaning that she either has to get another fucking lumpectomy or a fucking mastectomy. Total fucking shit. And today's our fourteenth fucking wedding anniversary.

This is the type of situation for which I keep swearing …

John Montgomery wonders what would be good non-traditional ways to learn to program (where "traditional == text-based tutorial"). This is a subject dear to my heart and I started to write a post, but it looks like that's turning into an article, so here I'll just make the observation that the …

Rick LaPlante, who was largely responsible for Microsoft's strategic embrace of Application Lifecycle Management and the "super-sizing" of the IDE into VSTS, is leaving Microsoft and turning over the keys to Andrew Kass. Kass is most recently SVP of Product Development at an Atlanta company called S1 that "delivers customer …

Scott McNealy, co-founder and long-time CEO of Sun, is stepping aside in the wake of a miserable financial quarter, elevating Jonathan Schwartz to the top spot at the company. "Stepping aside" may be a euphemism for "shown the door" by a frustrated board, but my take is that, directionally, there …

With sharks, there is no theme music. Between Hollywood and The Discovery Channel, you can become familiar with sharks: their grace, their lethality, their cartilaginous skeletal systems. An actual encounter, as far as detail or knowledge goes, is largely superfluous. The sinuous way they move and the apparent lack of …